What is wrong with the

     What is wrong with the people today??? I felt like I was in the twillight zone all day at work. First I have people having issues with bodily functions. I'm just not going to give more detail than that. Then there was this guy who looked like Biff from Back to the Future yelling at me about the return policy. Mind you he got his return done without a hitch. There was a statement in there about how he wondered how he was supposed to read my mind. The comment was so ridiculous and untimely that I must have stared at him blankly for a moment before regaining my composure. It was like he was pulling stuff out of no where to try to throw me off - that's how much sense he was making.
     Apparently ours wasn't the only store with crazy people out. I guess since it was cold all week people had some stuff to get out of their systems. At the grocery store, Jon tells me, there were people doing all kinds of dumb things. Like let's park our cart in the middle of the aisle so no one else can get by. Let's go to the self-checkout lane with 2 carts full of stuff. Let's walk out in front of a car without looking while chatting on the cell phone. I think it's just one of those days... Any other explanation would just be too scary.