Barbie's gettin' a new man!

     I just can't believe the news! Barbie and Ken are splitting up after 40 years! Apparently Barbie needed a new man - perhaps one who doesn't have physical deformities eh? Mattel says that they decided they needed "time to spend some quality time -- apart." But this sends a message now doesn't it? With gay marriage being such a hot topic recently the Bush administration will be all over this. Is Mattel sending the message that when things don't work out, you dump someone and get another? I'm sure the FTC will launch a full blown investigation, just as soon as the FCC is done with Janet's boob. (will it never end?)
     Really, don't worry about Ken though. Barbie and him may have split up, she may have gotten the car and the house, but he and GI Joe are having a blast. ;)