A cooter?

     My sister works with the general public as I do, and often has funny and enlightening stories as well. She works in pet care and she shared some good ones with me tonight.
     One was the guy who was bringing his dog in and since Heartworm season is coming up (which is spread by mosquitos) she recommended starting a heartworm treatment. He said that his dog doesn't go outside except to go to the bathroom, and that his yard is fenced in. Umm.. does he also have a sign for the mosquitos: "No Mosquitos Allowed!" People just don't think.
     Then there was a guy who had a dog insurance plan and its title is something like a preventative health plan. He was very upset when his dog was so sick they had to put him to sleep and rightfully so. But then he became enraged when he found out that the preventative health plan didn't include euthanasia. No, I suppose a preventative health care plan wouldn't include death.
     And finally, people have problems describing body parts and things - almost to the point where they are childlike. Like the ones that call their male dogs part his "wiener." But the one that really takes the cake is the woman who exclaimed so that all could hear that her dog was "licking her COOTER!"
     You gotta love the general public.