clueless to creepy
The day before a major holiday I always seem to run into more men at the grocery store, and they're always the clueless ones. They're the men who never grocery shop who've been sent out by their spouces to get those last minute items. I ran into several of them tonight - or rather they ran into me. The first one was staring blankly at a shopping list, apparently having no idea where to start. I had to get around him in the produce section so I went to the next aisle. As I did of course he moved to the next aisle and nearly hit me with his cart. The second guy was rushing through the bakery seemingly going the wrong way through the store. He ran into me in his rush. He was cute though and actually apologized. Then there was the slow, plodding man who somehow took up an entire aisle and I could not get around him. OH! And there was even a strange man in the parking lot who stared at my boyfriend the entire time I was in the store. So they range from clueless to creepy all at the grocery store tonight.

Maybe the man was staring because of your boyfriend's strange habit of constantly masturbating in public.