Too much egg on Easter

     You may have read that about 3 weeks ago I bought a car. It's even has the temp tags still on it. Of course I obsess about cleaning it and such - nothing like my old car that was 10 years old and if it got dirty... well, it couldn't get too terribly clean. So tonight I was driving home from Easter at my parents' house and my car got egged. It scared the crap out of me because I'm just driving along one of the roads I travel on almost every day and I hear this loud bang. My first thought is that I hit something. I slammed on the brakes, turned on my hazards and was about to get out when I notice something on the passenger side window. I got out to discover egg all over the side of my car. I was pissed! I even called the sheriff, not to file a report, but hopefully so no one else would fall victim to this childish Easter-themed prank. So I had to stop at the quarter wash tonight at 9:30 to spray this egg off of my car, and of course not all of it came off. So now one will find me hand washing my car in the cold tomorrow morning. Not very happy about that...
     And my Easter message to the egger, you're supposed to eat them hard boiled, not throw them raw at traffic. And really, you could have been more creative and at least colored your Easter egg, asshole.