Ever have that certain someone who you would love to pour salt in their wounds, but they have high blood pressure or some other aversion to sodium? Well, now you can with Mrs. Gash! While maintaining that hightened sense of pain with the right blend of spices and herbs, Mrs. Gash is salt free! You can sprinkle on just a bit for that minor offense, or you can use the new pour spout to dump the whole damn thing on the unsuspecting papercut of someone who has ungraciously offended you. Find it in your local upscale retailer. Just don't try to return it if you have any minor abrasions.
I really have gotta get me some of that stuff! Although the masochist in me would end up putting in my own wounds!
And happy birthday for the other day too! Mine is in June, and it's my 30th! Very scary!