no surprises...

   The past few days at work have had some interesting moments. Over the weekend a woman was found cleaning the store. She started in the toy clearance aisle, moved to the Barbie aisle and then one more aisle in toys. Yes, she zoned the whole thing. And this was not just moving a few things around - she was on her hands and knees working the bottom shelves. Afterwards we lost track of her in the chemicals area.
   In other news, a man was too lazy to go to the fitting room to try on a pair of pants so he changed them in the middle of the men's department. One of my coworkers was walking by and there was this man in the middle of the store in his underwear. Things shouldn't surprise me...
   And last night as I went into the men's room a man who was in the last stall made a noise that I don't think I can really reproduce in type. Suffice it to say it must have been a good one. Thank goodness I have today off.