You poisoned my eye!

   Fun times at work the past few days.
   This morning an older woman (say 70s) approached me asking about a product that we had been giving out for the past week. Unfortunately I had to tell her that we were all out. She got up in my face and said "WRONG DJ!" I was like excuse me? She explained that she had been earlier that morning and got one then. (So why was she being greedy wanting two of them??) I told her that when we opened we had about 20 left and unfortunately that was all we had. This was a while quantities last, and trust me we gave out hundreds of these things throughout the week. In the end she told me that she was going to contect corporate. Then she poked me in the chest with her finger and told me, "You better get your act together!" I told her to go ahead and call corporate and "don't touch me!" There's no need for physical contact.
   The other day a different woman was buying some fertilizer. When the cashier picked up the bag, the air that was inside came out in a little puff at the top. The woman claimed that it went into her eye yelling at the cashier, "You poisoned my eye!" Good grief. Go over to McDonald's and spill some coffee in your lap.
   Good times... don't try this at home (or your local retailer).