Don't Squeeze the Charmin

   My friend from work (we'll call her Cathy) tells me this story today. I just had to post it, and of course I have her permission. She works at a bar some nights, and a few nights ago she was there when they received a phone call from a frat house. They said that a new guy had to come in and streak in the bar. I guess that was part of his initiation. So they say sure - a frat guy streaking had to be worth some fun.
   So the guy comes in and it turns out he's not exactly "frat boy" age, but they let him go through with his stunt anyway. So he ends up having to do a lap dance for Cathy. So there he is with his stuff all hanging out and they make him do all kinds of things. He had to run around the bar, do jumping jacks, and last they tell him to grab his ankles. This is supposedly so that he's mooning those in the bar. Well he turns around so he's facing Cathy and puts his butt right up there for her to see. At that point, Cathy falls on the floor laughing and exclaims, "He's got toilet paper stuck in his ass!"
   So perhaps the moral is don't squeeze the Charmin too hard, or it'll get stuck up your butt.