Guns and bombs in my head
I had a couple of really awful, bizarre dreams last night. The first was that a UFO was flying over the store I work at. It didn't do anything bad, but it was odd in and of itself. Even stranger was that at one point I seemed to be controling it with my keychain remote for my car. After that things got bad. A terrorist came to the store and blew something up. I have no idea what it was, but there was burning shrapnel everywhere. I think some got in my hair. After that I woke up.
Later I had another dream that I was living in this apartment complex where a few people had been shot by a man who always wore an orange baseball cap. I'm not sure why I was still living there, but I was. So I was walking into the building from the parking lot, and I saw this guy pulling in wearing the baseball cap. So I ran to the building trying to get my key ready the whole way. I was apparently having trouble getting the key out. When I turned around I saw the guy chasing me with his gun drawn. I finally got into the building and locked the door behind me. As I ran down a set of stairs, I turned and noticed he too was keying his way into the building. I knew he'd catch me, and then I woke up.
What's with these crazy dreams? Huge Magazine's dream analyzer says "Wow, that's really weird" and "hmm.. umm.. that's pretty interesting." Very insightful. Dreaming@SWOON says that a dream about a gun indicates a feeling of injustice as it pertains to you or a friend. A bomb means that you feel a threat to your way of life. Hmmm.. are my dreams being inspired by radical conservatives?

Well, once as a teenager, I dreamed that I had two penises and was enjoying them both at the same time (if you carch my drift). I prefer my dreams to yours.
(True story)