Random Observations

   Enzyte. If it gives you that shit-eatin' grin all day long, I don't think so. Everytime I see that commercial I just want to slap that guy. Nothing wrong with being happy - there is something wrong with appearing to be on crack. The innuendo is funny though. The saggy garden hose. The mini-hot dog appetizers. The extra springy diving board. Perma-grin is nice, but not when it makes you look like an ass.
   Shopping on-line. I really like shopping online. Working in retail this time of year, I don't want to go back into a store after I finish a shift. Stores are packed right now, and the ability to shop in my PJs and quiet of my own home is priceless. I'm becoming irritated though with some of the shops that make you enter your credit card info before they show you the total on your order. I'm not clicking submit until I see the total bill. One site added $30 for S&H - I don't think so.
   And back to the in store shoppers. Gotta love them, they pay my bills. But at this time of year, don't expect to go into a store and have 10 employees ask to help you. Don't expect them to go shopping for you. And because you can't see signs with letters that are 2 feet tall doesn't give you the right to be nasty and crabby. If you want to be crabby about your holiday shopping, go shop online and piss yourself off.