Straight Pride Week
GOP Student Group Plans 'Straight Pride Week'
"The general gist is that if you are a straight student on campus be proud, be loud, this is your time to shine."
Is there are more specific gist that they want to make apparent? And will they wear white robes? Stay tuned for the boring details...

Hey, do we get to stand on the sidelines and should Bible verses at them?
Actually, I don't get it. "Straight" week. Since there is no real "straight" sub-culture (as there is a Gay sub-culture) then are they just celebrating sex?
If so, why are the GOP kids doing it? Aren't they all supposed to be practicing Bible verses and abstinence until they're nicely married?
So, what are they taking pride in? A sexuality that they aren't even sure exists because they've never had sex (supposedly)?
Interesting and sure to be an exercise in ignorance and idiocy - as always.
Maybe they'll each be led around by a fat, pregnant girl named "Tammy".
I'm speechless...