Super Ass Glue

By DJ on January 26, 2005 1:37 PM | | Comments (2)

   I was thinking some more the other day about Butt Paste. Yeah, I was rather bored. Only occasionally... Anyway, I thought that one might think that Butt Paste is for people who have catastophic gas problems. Just seal it all up - no more gas. But alas, Butt Paste is not for gas.
   So here's my own twist on a new product - Super Ass Glue. Not for those with mild symptoms, but for those with persistant and chronic gas. Having problems at work? People wrinkle their faces when they smell you? Having relationship problems? Then Super Ass Glue is for you! Just apply a dime sized bead to your ass, and nothing will come out of there for the rest of the day. Unlike Crazy Glue, Super Ass Glue will wash off with (a lot) of water, so you can relieve in the privacy of your own bathroom. No more strange looks. No more excuses about the dog. Consultation with a doctor is recommended before using this product.

2 Comments

dantallion said:

Make it cure hemroids at the same time, and you've got yourself a winner there.

January 26, 2005 4:49 PM
jeff said:

Now if I rubbed it all over my Annoying Coworker's chair, do you think it would stop her ass up?

January 27, 2005 7:49 AM

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