Holy lotto

   When you open your mailbox and see a letter that says that someone will be passing close to where you sleep tonight, normally one would call the police. But this letter is different. It's not a stalker, not a killer... It's the holy spirit.
   Apparently it will be passing by my home this evening, and this lovely church was kind enough to send advance notice. And of course His travels cost money, so I'm encouraged to send something and it will be prayed over to make my wishes come true. In the brochure it says that people have gotten raises, cars, homes, warehouses, trucks, mobile homes and health. It's like the holy lotto. It's just so amazing that it includes a little slip of paper that I need to keep in a safe place to receive my blessings. It's not so hard to believe - like they say, you reep what you sow. "God mulitplies your money..."
   Funny, I always thought the sowing part was good deeds and faith. But I guess if the holy spirit wants money I should comply. No one wants to make angry the one who passes near your home.