The Advocate Rag

   I made the remark that when I get my Advocate magazine it comes in this opaque wrapper like it's a porn rag. I thought that was ironic because the Advocate is a gay and lesbian news magazine. But the real irony was that the front cover actually looks like a porn rag. It has this muscled man on the front with his shirt all open, and one of the main headlines reads, "SUMMER SEX ISSUE." Everyone in the family took a look including Aunt and Grandma who actually think it is a porn magazine. They asked to see the inside, and of course out pops a picture of several naked men. So, now I know why it comes in a wrapper. I just wanted some news...