The Horny Man Relay

   I was just visiting the AFA website (an anti-gay "family" group) and I found one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. There's a whole thing there about how awful it is that Kraft is a (proud) sponsor of the Chicago Gay Games. Isn't this a horrible thing to say:

At Kraft we truly respect all kinds of differences. And diversity is not a selective concept . By definition, it's nothing if not inclusive.

   After reprinting this statement of immorality, they go on to show what really happens at the Gay Games. And this is wrong on several levels. First is that they took (stole) some pictures off of a gay (porn) site and depicted it as the actual gay games. Yes folks, there's the crotch grabbing contest, the muscle buttocks competition, and the horny man relay. Who believes this shit?
   But the best part is the presentation, and as my friend Dan says it's all about production value. Instead of simply displaying the pictures, they are compelled to have several warnings about what you're going to see. But it's all done like it's a porn site itself - like "you don't want to see these pictures, but you really just have to". I mean when you print "These photos are horrible - click here to see them!" .. it's just too much to take seriously.
   Even more fun is to use their email sender to thank Kraft for their support. So convenient...

(source: AFA website)