Wardrobe Malfuntion
Six days in a row at work isn't that much usually, but after this weekend and the crazies shopping for last minute school supplies I'm about done. Add to that a full moon this weekend and oh boy, watch out. We actually had a Janet Jackson-like wardrobe malfunction at the store this weekend. It wasn't an employee thank goodness! But this woman apparently was not aware that the malfunction had occurred. There was also a man who was hitting on a cashier. It was very apparent that he was... shall we say, visibly turned on. Uhh.. yeah. And then there was the man who flipped out because a fly landed on him - screaming and everything.
Note to parents shopping with kids for school supplies: It is not acceptable to let your children roam and destroy a store while you shop.

Here's something I enjoy doing in a store. I go into a fitting room in the menswear department, and sit there quietly for a few minutes. Then I say in a loud voice: "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here".