deal at Office Max
What a day so far! I went into work at 4am which meant I had to be up at 3am. You know, sometimes I actually go to bed at 3am. I guess my night owl days are numbered. After work I stopped at Office Max to pick up a few things, and I saw a scanner for $19.99. Holy cow, I thought. I've been looking for a cheap scanner for a few months, and this one's discounted $30. So I go up to the register to purchase it, and they tried to sell me an extended warranty. An extended warranty for a $20 scanner! And to make it more amusing, the salesman was serious. Even after I said no and mentioned that the scanner was only $20, he tried once again. Give him credit for trying I guess...
Now I'm going to go scan my butt...

Cool, then you can open your butt in Paint Shop Pro and reduce it.