No gays behind wheels

   Christians don't let friends drive gay. The secret radical religious right agenda! I've figured it out! They just don't want us to drive. They started in on Ford trying to get them to not sell cars to us, and with strange timing Ford pulled its ads from LGBT magazines. I wonder who will be next? Oh, those poor people over at Subaru. (by the way, they don't want us to put money in banks either. just a heads up there for ya)
(source: heard on CNN; Anti-gay efforts target Ford, Wells Fargo)