Snow weapons
Akron police say two teens robbed a convenience store Wednesday using a snowball as a weapon... One teen grabbed candy while a second teen threw a snowball, striking the clerk at the Convenient Mart... - Akron Beacon Journal
Now we know why they don't let us take snowballs on airplanes. I'm sure the subway will soon be adopting the same policy. Now you know what's even worse? GAYS with snowballs!
(source: Teens use snowball in theft, police say)

Yeah......But have YOU ever been struck in the convenient mart by a snowball? It friggin' HURTS!