12-step oil addiction

   "President Bush will say 'America is addicted to oil'" in his State of the Union Speech tonight. Will he snicker after saying that, or will he just smile? Seriously, it hasn't been an issue for him in the past, or in the past several years of his presidency. Perhaps he will suggest a 12-step program for Americans. Hmmm.. how would that go?
1. We admit that we are powerless when it comes to big, freakin' SUVs that guzzle gas.
2. We came to believe that Saudi Arabia would restore us to sanity.
3. We decided to maybe look at a Prius for our next car, unless a really cool muscle car comes out.
4. We made a financial inventory and decided that $2/gallon is better than $3/gallon,
5. Admitted to driving in the high capacity lane with a blow up doll.
6. We're ready to have Bush remove our problems for us.
7. Went to ask Bush for help, but secret service escorted us from the property.
8. Made a list of the environments we've ruined with oil spills, etc.
9. Fined companies with gazillions of dollars relatively wee little amounts.
10. Continued to take inventory, and decided buying alcohol is more fun than buying gas.
11. Sought through email forwards to encourage others to not buy gas on certain days.
12. Upon having this awakening, decided to start drinking and find another, more fun 12-step.

(source: Bush says U.S. addicted to oil)