Recent top ten search phrases

1. hummer limo – you know everyone has one these days. I hear Chrysler is coming out with something that guzzles even more gas though…
2. rainbow fatigues – again, another item in hot demand
3. what does it mean to be a lesbian – well, it means that.. oh, you can find that answer elsewhere!
4. rubbing vaginas – what? umm.. see search phrase number three I guess.
5. are mythbusters gay – my understanding is that they are not
6. poopy houses – apparently there are a lot more than one would think
7. who sang a song called teardrops – The Proclaimers did in 1988.
8. what is a brokeback – it’s when you hurt your back
9. gay horses – they are the ones with the brokeback
10. biblical arguments against gay marriages – there are none