Percocet Party

   Last night around 1am I had the most excruciating pain in my side. It was so bad I had trouble walking and could barely talk the pain was so bad. Although I'm the last person to want to go to the doctor or hospital, I decided I needed to go to the ER. Conveniently enough I'd just had my health care plan changed. So I'm trying to figure out which hospital to go to thats in-network. I called the number on the back of my health card, and who do I get? The infamous electronic woman. Please say how I can help you. Most of those things let you talk with a person when you say representativeso thats what I said. She understood, but informed me that I would have to call back between business hours. Sure, so back at the main menu she asks again what I want. I shout back at her, Emergency room! Her response, I'm sorry, I didnt understand that. Yeah, I bet she didn't understand what I said next either.