Make it Straight!

   I had no idea when I found this product that it was so powerful! Vo5's "Make it Straight" is meant to take those curves right out of your hair. But alas, I spilled some on myself this evening as I was cleaning the store. Lo and behold it has magical properties! Suddenly I found myself staring at the latest issue of Sports Illustrated. I went over and looked at power tools, and browsed the fishing lures. What had I done? Had I accidentally Made Myself Straight?
   Yeah, and Rev Phelps is now blessing same-sex couples...