Can't help you with that

   This morning at work I saw a woman staring at a shelf with a confused look on her face. Being the nice person I am I asked her if I could be any help with anything. She looked at me like I was insane. With a curt, "no" she turned away. At first I thought maybe just someone having a bad day or something. Then I noticed what aisle she was in and what she was looking at... it was the condom section. Oops..