Syphilis Spaghetti

   A recent survey found that 2/3 of people surveyed thought that the name for an Italian sauce, Arrabiata, is a sexually transmitted disease. I'd hate to hear what they think of balsamella. Seriously, isn't sex ed doing its job? Or maybe that cooking class got confused with sex ed and now everything is all messed up.
   I hope people don't embarrass themselves telling someone they have crab cakes or anything. Or go to a restaurant and order up a big helping of Syphilis Spaghetti.

(source: A saucy mistake about a sex problem..)