My car is not a mailbox

   So while I'm whining about pet peeves today... I cannot stand when businesses advertise by putting leaflets or brochures on my car. First of all, don't touch my f--ing car. Secondly, why do they think that if they litter on my car I will be more likely to patronize their business? And you know what really sucks - when it freaking rains and the paper sticks to your car or worse leaves ink stains. Yeah, now I'll come to your business with a wet ball of paper to throw at someone.
   What I think is even better is when they leave a business card with their name on it. Thanks, now I know who to call and bitch at when I have to peal the rest of the wet pamphlet off of my windshield. Charlene, I'm not happy with you!