Are you a manager?

I love when a customer starts out with, "Are you a manager?"  Something interesting always follows.

Tonight it was followed by someone who:
complained that my store is owned by a foreign company (it's not)
complained that my company is anti-Christmas (which explains the Christmas decorations)
complained that my company is anto-Christian (which explains the 15ft sign that says Merry Christmas)
complained that many similar companies support "alternative lifestyles" and he won't buy from Ford
complemented us on our hand driers in the restroom

Next time I'll just say I'm not a manager...  I made my tongue bleed.