iSyphillis

Merry Christmas to me - I got a computer virus.  Yes, even though I practice safe computing wrapping my mouse in saran wrap and wear latex gloves at all times, something has infected my computer.  Several different scans have crashed, unable to purge the electronic herpes from my machine.  Thank goodness while I wait for yet another scan, I have the Food Network.  (and another computer)

You know this is bad karma for joking about the headline I did a few days ago...  Shame on me!