Snarky Santa
"Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf"
who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus..."
Are there really rogue elves out there? I would love to meet one someday. Seriously, there are some bad, bad kids out there who probably deserve an obscene letter from Santa. And no Wii either!
And speaking of kids who are bad, or will grow up to be bad.. Overheard at my store the other day: A grandmother was walking around the store with her grandson singing to him in a lullaby voice. How sweet we thought - until we heard what she was singing to him. It was the theme song from COPS! Although, I guess that's not much worse than singing to a child that their cradle will fall from a treetop...
(source: Canada seeks author of nasty letters from Santa)
Are there really rogue elves out there? I would love to meet one someday. Seriously, there are some bad, bad kids out there who probably deserve an obscene letter from Santa. And no Wii either!
And speaking of kids who are bad, or will grow up to be bad.. Overheard at my store the other day: A grandmother was walking around the store with her grandson singing to him in a lullaby voice. How sweet we thought - until we heard what she was singing to him. It was the theme song from COPS! Although, I guess that's not much worse than singing to a child that their cradle will fall from a treetop...
(source: Canada seeks author of nasty letters from Santa)
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