Overheard from the next aisle - woman with friend is looking at some large Christmas Ball ornaments, the kind you put on trees outside or something: "Will you just look at the size of those balls?"
Two old maids went to the art museum. When they arrived, each went her own way to see the various exhibits. At the end of the day they rejoined each other and rode the bus home together. As they were comparing notes on what each saw at the museum, one old maid said: "Oh Grace, did you see that nude statue of the God Apollo"? Grace replied with excitement: "Oh yes, I did". The other old maid then said: "I thought that for a man of his size and stature that his testicles were rather small". Grace then replied: "Oh yes, and they were COLD too".
heh. i heard that about my tree as well ;)
And that reminds me of a story....
Two old maids went to the art museum. When they arrived, each went her own way to see the various exhibits. At the end of the day they rejoined each other and rode the bus home together. As they were comparing notes on what each saw at the museum, one old maid said: "Oh Grace, did you see that nude statue of the God Apollo"? Grace replied with excitement: "Oh yes, I did". The other old maid then said: "I thought that for a man of his size and stature that his testicles were rather small". Grace then replied: "Oh yes, and they were COLD too".
I do what I can here, you know.
lol - be funny to find a nice package underneathe THAT tree.