code brown, part 395

Arg!  Why is it that people find themselves in a bowel movement crisis while shopping at my store?  Sorry for the graphic nature of this, but I swear someone ate cement and then came in last night to use our toilets.  Code brown!  Although I found a novel way to clean a toilet without having to touch the bowl.  Yep, just throw wads of toilet paper against the side of the bowl, wait for it to soak a bit, then flush.  I think I must have flushed that toilet a hundred times!  I wonder if Mr. Clean would be interested...