Go marry the table

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table  (via First Coast News)

Saw this over on Esoteric Diversions...  DT, It's always this stuff in Ohio isn't it?  Seriously folks, we don't have gay marriage in Ohio, so don't blame us!  I wonder, is this man heterosexual?  I mean, is there a way to tell the sex of a picnic table?  Really, there are so many unanswered questioned here that I really just don't want answers to...