no more jelly beans
To all those who came into my store tonight at 9pm looking for jelly beans, so sorry we were out. But then who waited until the evening of the day before Easter to fill someone's basket? I know I know, I should have been able to pull some out of my butt.
A friend and I were talking today about becoming masseuses. For a few moments we thought that would be an interesting vocation. But then we thought about what would happen if someone really nasty came in for a massage - what would you do? One thing we thought of was just starting to drool or use toothpaste to foam at the mouth. Perhaps that would discourage them. Or, you could simply state that your herpes was acting up today and a massage wouldn't be possible.
Provided that I make it to 2 weeks smoke-free (which will be next Thursday), I'm going to treat myself to a massage. I hope the masseur doesn't have herpes.
A friend and I were talking today about becoming masseuses. For a few moments we thought that would be an interesting vocation. But then we thought about what would happen if someone really nasty came in for a massage - what would you do? One thing we thought of was just starting to drool or use toothpaste to foam at the mouth. Perhaps that would discourage them. Or, you could simply state that your herpes was acting up today and a massage wouldn't be possible.
Provided that I make it to 2 weeks smoke-free (which will be next Thursday), I'm going to treat myself to a massage. I hope the masseur doesn't have herpes.
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