Sleep speed dialing
I've had dreams about work. Plenty of them in fact. Almost any night that I close I come home and dream about it all over again. (as if the first time wasn't enough) I should get paid for the work I do in my sleep sometimes. Well this morning I hit a new low. I had switched shifts with someone who was going to open the store for me. At 5am I saw the clock and in my half-asleep stupor I wondered if that person had remembered. So in my half-asleep state I speed dialed the store. When I heard an answer I hung up - partly because I didn't want him to think I was checking up on him, but more because I was still so asleep I couldn't really speak. Truly, what is wrong with me?


Wouldn't it have been really cool if when you called the store, it was you who answered the phone there?